That basically describes the week. Marred with 6 tests, teachers not coming to class because of various reasons and finally retribution for some stupid people. Nothing much happened this week so be prepared for a shorter post.
Monday: One word, Slack! Monday is a very slack day as 1h 30mins of D&T lesson gone just because of Chia's Reservist. D&T students did totally nothing for 1h 30mins. Relief teacher Mr Daud just came back from his stroke vacation and told us another bad news. Mr Leong the tango dancer is also in Reservist and would not be able to come for tomorrow's Physics lesson.
English test day, it was an argumentative compo and i chose the political question about some Youth Olympic game being held in S'pore. Strangely though, I haven't been following this news as really, it does not matter to me if S'pore host the YOG or not. Whereas, the integrated resort question I wrote during 2007 final year exam was much more relevant as I may start my career at one of the IR. From this expression, I believe you know that I could not come up with proper political points and I will definitely not do well in this test.
Enough of test already, Ms or Mrs Alexis came to class for RP and she got a rude welcome. She walked towards the class's closed door and jumped up in shock when Haikal opened the door. She was 10 cm from the door. Hah! Never seen a teacher spasm until like that. That's one for the "Teacher's Book Of Spastic Acts Records". We end Monday knowing that Yun Keat's future job will be going around flashing at girls. According to Gary Tan, he says that Yun Keats cock is too small to be flashed and suggested that he find a job elsewhere. Poor Yun Keat, always get made fun of. First was his command of English and now his inferior assets.
Tuesday: Again, nothing much happened. Boring! It started off with a gift from Yagesh. He gave me a goodie bag containing freebies from the S'pore Airshow. It includes 2 very nice looking pins, an Airbus A380 CD-ROM, a brochure containing the specifications of planes on display and finally a card holder. Thanks for the valuable gift Yagesh! I"ll look out for Man U things for you whenever I come across one. LC was disastrous! That balding (whatever her name is) teacher imparted her 'amazing' mindmap propaganda to us. The mindmaps are strikingly familiar, I guess I must have seen it in Sec 3 where the now defunct "Lolanday" accounting expert gave us countless of incomprehensible mindmaps which is of no use during revision as you will get confused as soon as you look at the paper. I guess she must have imparted all her mind map propaganda to that balding teacher so as to retain the Manatee legacy even after she left school. I don't know why some people think that mind maps are great for mapping someone's mind into a more organised and effective machine. Mind maps suck and thats the end.
Something stranged happened in class. Charles was suddenly wanting to become emo even though he is clearly NOT! I've seen many despo people around but this just went over the hedge :D I've seen people who are despo for gf/bf, despo for money, despo for friendship, despo for fame, despo for success but despo for EMO??? How would being emo do anything to help. Its even worse considering that Charles is not the emo kind of person. Sashe the emo queen apparently cut herself lots of time already and she imparted her "emonic" knowledge to Charles. Charles was trying to cut himself with a pen knife. Yes I know, emo people cut themselves but why is Charles worth mentioning? He is not emo but wants to cut himself. However he is afraid of cutting. He took a very long time discussing about how pain is it to cut, what will happen after that. A small group of jury consisting of Emo queen Sashe and Hai Shein soon turned into a committee when Nadya, Fanny and some others turned up to give advice to Charles. How stupid, is it necessary to hold a meeting? If you want to cut yourself, go ahead. If you are scared that the dogs (including G Hari) will bite your hand off after cutting - then DON'T cut. After much "umms, ahhs, how, why, don't want lah!" he finally cut himself. He exclaimed in delight : "Eh, no blood leh" and soon after he complained of pain and numbness.
Here's my view on emo people. I agree that getting emo is ABIT normal. You could solve that problem by staying home, watching TV and stuffs. Talk to some friends. But why is there a need to cut yourself? Think of this, what would you gain after cutting yourself? Nothing! Not only you gain nothing but you may lose blood, skin and some other important stuffs. This is not a win win situation but a lose and lose even more situation. Advice to all emo people out in the vast universe: Feeling Emo? Number 1 rule - NEVER do anything to hurt yourself!
Charles: "Don't come near me or I'll stab you!"
Fanny: "Come let me help you cut since you are so chicken to cut yourself."
Hai Shien when he's drunk!
Charles falls down after cutting his wrist. Must be too much loss of blood! 0.0
Thursday: Seriously, nothing much happened today except for recess time when Randy got Randy with Yun Keat. For the video, go to Cy3lx's blog. But I have some Randy pictures to show.
Randy being embedded onto the notice board. A very 'realistic' 2-D effect is achieved!
Friday: Disastrous day! The bright part first, Loo Loo said that his cock only works from Monday - Friday. o.0 So what happens when its Saturday & Sunday? It falls asleep or something? Eww, disgusting. I don't wanna know. NPCC was disastrous. Everybody decided to abandon speech day rehearsal and only 7 Sec 4 and 1 Sec 3 marched for the speech day rehearsal. How embarrassing! Our contingent is the smallest of the parade even though we have the 2nd most enrolment. That stupid Ching Keat decided to pon school on that day and skipped Chinese Test, some other test, skipped assembly and skipped NPCC. Loser sia!Went to hawker after the wondeful session and ate Mee Pok from the famous stall. The cook was cooking at lightning speed. Its entertaining watching how he randomly takes things and makes it disappear a split second later. Makes queueing a joy!
Saturday: Went for the geog class, none of my good friends went. Sadded. After that went to Great World to celebrate my Dad's birthday. The restaraunt was closed as we reached there too early. So I decided to go acrade to play Battle Gear 4. A racing game with 6 Speed H style gear shift, the 3 A, B, C pedals, a nitrous switch and a steering wheel that feels connected to the road (unlike most other acrade games where the steering has no 'feeling' whatsoever).
Battle Gear 4 Acrade game
And for the record, Haikal finally told us today that he has created a blog since Monday. Now then tell us, aiyo what kind of friend man? Nevermind, better late then never. So I'll help him advertise his blog. Here it is : http://chaos-heart.blogspot.com/
Car Pictures for those interested:
A Honda Civic Euro Type R [Note the triangular exhaust pipe and it's futuristic styling!] James May from top gear said that this car is the most futuristic production car made! Guys, this is the kind of cars we'll be driving in the future!]
Another view of the Honda Civic Euro Type R
Aston Martin V8 Vantage Coupe in Great World City - Front View
Aston Martin V8 Vantage Coupe - Back View
Aston Martin V8 Vantage Coupe Rims
Mitsubitshi Lancer Evolution 9
Mitsubitshi Lancer Evolution 9 "Advan Racing" Rims
Something rare and extraordinary happened in S'pore. A JI terrorist leader escaped from detention. How he escaped is still anyone's guess. But we can all do our part by helping the police to nab this bastardMas Selamat bin Kastari escaped from Whitely Rd Detention Centre on Wed, 27 Feb 2008. If you see him, please call 999 IMMEDIATELY!
Mas Selamat bin Kastari. Call 999 if you see him!Thats all for this relatively boring post. Will update SOON! Till then, drive safely everybody!
