Monday: Boring boring boring! Yes, I've said it thrice and I'll say it once more - BORING!
On the same gay note, here's Lewen & Cheng En enjoying their gay time with each other
Tuesday: Gary Tan commented about Yun Keat's inferior assets again! This time, it seemed that Yun Keat has a breast. This sounds more like a compliment than anything else. Yun Keat, you must be delighted to hear such good comments! What's more, he seemed to be working at Geylang as a duck! Anyway, G(ay) Hari got caught fighting with students from other school. Stupid dog. The paw so small still want to fight. We cannot blame him either as his brain configuration is the same as that of a nitrogen oxide atom. Maybe we can install a new Operating System for him. Window's Vista? Nonono. It will overload his brain and that will cause him to explode - which isn't a bad thing either. OK, let's make him explode! Yes, its lame. I really have nothing else to write. So lets fast forward 24 hours.
Mr Wong on a rampage (Abu)
Mr Wong on a rampage (Paul)
Interesting car pictures:
Rolls Royce Sliver Spur
Mini Copper S - John Copper Works
Rolls Royce Sliver Spur
Ferrari 360 Modena Challenge Stradale
Bentley Continental Flying Spur (St Regis Hotel)
Unknown Ancient Car on CTE expressway 
Wednesday:
In the morning, I handed my speech draft to bugger to print as my printer suddenly decided to run dry while printing my draft. I was dumbfounded when bugger told me that the school's lousy and outdated Microsoft Word 2003 is not compatable with my Microsoft Word 2007. Buger kept pressuring me to find a solution. Come on, its not my fault that the school's computer sucks. Good thing bugger is not as useless as the school's com and decided to postpone our speech till tommorow. Thanks! I can breath easy now.
During D&T, Mr Chia is so kind as to draw out ideas of artefacts that we could use for our O Levels. To make it even more sweet, he did all those drawings when he was in Lee Kuan Yew's propaganda programme (Reservist for those muddle headed people out there). I can safely declare that - though he doesn't stand out compared to other teachers, he is really one of the best teachers. I must convey my greatest thanks to Mr Chia. Now, if he could only talk more about his Subaru Impreza WRX. We pressured him to let us take a ride in his WRX during the holidays. His reply was -"see first" which can only mean NO! But there's still a slightest hint of YES. Cross fingers and hope I can have a ride of my life in a WRX. I haven't been in a moving WRX before. ooooohhh, the thought of a ride in a WRX makes my heart skip 2 beats.
During recess, we had some fun destorying school property! Here's what happened in pictures:
Justina drawing werid stuffs on a broken clock that Lewen & gang destroyed the previous day
The clock before any defacing occured
Finished!
Special effects added by Justina
Yun Keat with his manga drawing
After school, I went with Diva to Tiong Bahru Market for lunch. Our main purpose was to buy Haikal & Aryani their birthday presents. But most importantly, I've to buy a new printer cartriage so that I can print out my draft in time for tomorrow's speech. Took quite a while finding the correct model as there are tons of others in the same section. We then saw this stick with a monkey head on the other end at "More than Words". Diva & I concluded that this monkey stick would be the perfect present for Aryani so that she could use it as a dildo. LOL! Imagine Aryani or any girl for that matter, using a monkey head ended dildo. Eww! For the picture of the dildo, please refer to Cy3lx's blog. Anyway, I bought *something* for Aryani and a bleach walet for Haikal.
Thursday:Nothing happened today except for Abu with his weird "I've just woke up from bed" hairstyle.
Abu with his "I've just woken up" hairstyle. -
The English speech was ok, I scored 40 out of a possible 48 which isn't that bad!A very funny headline (for those who understand it) - 8 March 2008, The Straits Times
And the picture of the LOO!
Friday: Yun Keat confessed that he wants Nadya! o.0 First was that Taiwan girl, then ML, JW, and now Nadya. Wonder if Yun Keat is really that love sick? Loo Loo revealed something shocking. Cyntia, the tree hugger happens to be the JI fugitive Mas Selemat's wife! We are in the same class with the wife of the most wanted man in S'pore. Good thing we did not get killed or the outcome would be very disastrous! Loo Loo justified his finding by telling us that he noticed Cyntia PMS-ing ever since Mas Selemat's escape. Hmm, very vauge reasoning, but we'll accept that. Loo Loo finally gave us the reward that he owed the 4 of us who passed all test in Jan. He gave us a rather generous $10. So kind! Thanks anyway. Sadly though, I failed POA for the first time ever in Feb which means no more $10. Sobs :(
Aldy, Xavier & me went to hawker after school hoping to saviour that delicious Mee Pok stall. But to our dismay, IT'S CLOSED!!!! My god, I've waited for 8 god damn hours just to find it closed? I've to settle for chicken rice in the end. How sad. The only consolation was that the Soya Bean drink was very worth it. 50 cents for a 500ML cup of Soya Bean! Decided not to go for NPCC camp later even after much persuation from the over-enthu Daud. I hate camps & I think everybody knows that. Those who don't much be living with Mas Selamat I guess.
For the next "The Ferrari Weekly" edition, it will be the holidays special: Let's take a peek into what you can look forward to in the next edition -
Will be going for NPCC Meleka trip which I don't really look forward to as there's a bunch of idiotic sec 2 and 3 going too. The only thing to look forward to is the checkpoint jam caused by Mas Selamat (I love traffic jams!) and the abundance of modified cars in M'sia. Wait! I will also be on the look out for Chng and his homosexual acts in M'sia. And also, you will also find out if I manage to pee in my pants (you wish) when Chia Chia agrees to take us for a spin in his Subaru Impreza WRX.
These and much more in the next edition of "The Ferrari Weekly" Stay tuned!
