Tiring but funny week.

First and foremost, I would like to pay tribute to Lydia Sum (Fei Fei) who died of liver problems on Feb 19th 2008. I know she may not be a familiar sight to the the non-chinese society but you may have seen her before. She is a very funny and cheerful actress. She mainly acts in Hong Kong but has made a long running serial called "Living with Lydia" on ch 5 in S'pore. My mother is a big fan of her and she always watches Lydia's show when ever she appears on TV. Her cheerful and high pitched laughter has become her most famous trademark. Her Cantonese shows are one of the funniest to watch. Now that she's gone, her cheerful style of acting will always remain in our hearts. I feel sad for those people who die natrually (like Lydia) but on the other hand, people like Heath Ledger or Leslie Cheung do not deserve my pity because they commited suicide. I carry the "You deserve it" mindset for suiciders.

In memory of Lydia Sum, 1945 - 2008


Monday: An incredibly tiring day! Haven't felt this kind of tiredness for a very long time. Woke up 15 mins late! Was rushing for time and missed the bus. Damn it. Bad start to the day already. Terrence admitted that he was an asshole during Physics lesson. I was shocked by his self confession as he is really NOT an asshole. I think he went emo or something during the weekends that resulted in this. Hang on, I did not know teachers as lively as Terrence can get emo too! He did not do funny poses today, no pics folks! Yun Keat was AGAIN made fun of by that sadistic Loo Loo because Yunk Keat's english was not as comprehensible as the rest of us. Anyway, Loo Loo admitted that he was sadistic that day - which explains why I said "sadistic Loo Loo" in the previous sentence. An example of Yun Keat's "un-understandable" English would be: " I can hear because I'm not blind" How contradictory! Loo Loo also said that he has a date with Sashe that evening which explains why his forehead was extra shiny that day! It could be the glowing effect that got Sashe attracted to Loo Loo.

The record for the latest late comer ever is broken today by none other than Lewen. He came to school at the amazingly late time of 12.30pm! I would suggest that if hes coming to school at this time, he might as well save time and transport fares by staying at home. Whats the point of coming to school 1hour before school ends? In other news, Haikal is very tempted to start his own blog! How amazing! I think peer pressure has influenced him. I told Haikal last time that whoever starts a blog in the future, the other party must follow suit. In this case, I started a blog and so Haikal must do the same thing too! He once said that blogging is for incredibly bored people that has nothing better to do. Haikal, I guess you must eat your own words this time round! :D I know his difficulties in blogging though. He does not have enough things to write about. The only thing he can write about is his lovely dooley Elsie - which other people will have no interest whatsoever in finding out what happened between both of them. Mother nature struck back today in class 403! The wind was incredibly strong that day! So strong that the difference in air pressure caused several celling tiles to get sucked up into the hollow space above. Charles made a very big commotion out of it saying that " I sumpa I saw it flying up" at least 5 times. Charles, I know its something unusual, but do you have to make such a big fuss out if it? We know the tiles flew up because we have eyes. Duh! This strange phenomenon created space which will be of very good use later on.

Here's a picture of 2 of several celling that got sucked up by the air pressure difference


After recess, Nadya started doodling on the whiteboard. Her drawing (though it looks creepy), I must admit is very nice and I can never ever draw like her. Here are some pictures of what she drew.


Ryan and her iconic bush head!

And finally, Cyntia spasms as she turned away from the drawing.
During chemistry, Mr Wong told us that Fanny can produce sperms! This gives a new meaning to the term "Shemale".

Went to 405 after school to find that the class has gone chaotic in collecting some of James Tan's propagandic Physics worksheets. This is how the situation looks like:

Chaos Pic 1
Chaos Pic 2
Walked passed my class on the way back to find Nadya doodling on the board (yet again!) But this time round, she drew a much better and accurate drawing of Loo Loo and Gary Tan.
Loo Loo looks abit like Mr Kiasu eh? Maybe he can sign up to be Kiasu Loo Loo next time?

Mr Loo & Mr Gary Tan - Bossom buddies forever!



I took bus 153 home that afternoon and found something interesting being scribbled (vandalised in fact) on the seat next to me.

This public vandal is partly right in the sense that if there is no Lee Kuan Yew, there would be no Lee Hsien Loong. But he made one glarring error, Lee Hsien Loong would not be born, let alone die if there is no LKY. Stupid vandal.

It reads: " Lee Hsieng Loong --> Useless PM, No LKY* he die liao"
*LKY refers to Lee Kuan Yew.
Tuesday: Yet again, I woke up late. Ths time round, 10mins late, a 5 mins improvement to Monday. Walk to the school gate to find 2 very nicely dressed gentlemen wearing long sleeves shirt and tie with long pants and nicely polished moccasins giving out BIBLES!

Here's how the Bible they gave out looks like


During the 2 hours geog period, Gary also learnt about the "Wibi shitted in his pants" news. This only confirms my theory that teachers do not know what interesting happens in school. They only want to find out our personal life (like Loo Loo) and care about boring things like flag day. He told us that many Indonesian boys (including Wibi) shitted in their pants in the past too. Maybe Indonesians have bad sanitary facilities back in their home town which makes them susceptible in performing that disgusting act. Gary was also the 3rd teacher (after Loo Loo and Terence to have problems understanding Yun Keat's English. Advice to Yun Keat: Better brush up your English before its too late! I also found out that Eky Wibi kept touching me during LC. I don't know why. In the hall, he was sitting behind me. After finding out that he touched me several times already, I moved forward to avoid him. But he kept getting closer and his rotting hand touched me AGAIN! Looks like my efforts to move forward did not work. While walking down the corridor, same story. He kept touching me and stepped on the back of my shoes TWICE! ARGG! Don't know what happened to him. I will definitely disinfect my clothes and body with Detol when I get home - Just to be 100% sure (pun intended) :D

Chaos erupted back in class when Loo Loo decided to ban keeping books under the table. This caused a major uproar among us and that bloody Loo Loo refused to change his decision. Never mind, we already found the secret storage space in the celling that mother nature carved out for us (sort of) :D Cy3lx put his books up there after school. I decided to put my books beside the OHP as I think it will be a hassle and a danger to get and keep books from the celling everyday. Li Cheng thought the same way too and decided to put 1 solitary POA book in the OHP. Yes you haven't seen it wrongly, its IN the OHP. She opened the cover and place her book on top of the light bulb. How creative! Loo Loo admitted later that he is a loser. How nice, finally admitted already eh? I said it once and I will say it again, don't sue me! You admitted that you are a loser yourself. During POA, we found out that Cindy has a sense of humor after all. She called G(ay) Hari "Guru Hari" after describing Hari sun tanning on the beach in Hawaii. One thing is for sure though, he does not need any sun tanning :D Cindy also presumed that 'Guru' is what 'G' stands for in G Hari. Shes partly right! 'G' could also stand for gay. During chemistry later, Mr Wong confiscated Guru Hari's phone! Yes, no more phone for you to contact your gay buddy or your sun tanning companion in Hawaii. Kat later when spastic as she kept making high pitched noises for 5 mins. This is the outcome of eating too much sweets!

During Chemistry practical, some love affair started to brew. Paul and Abu started to get all lovey dooley and hugged each other.

Lewis Hamilton decided to turn into a transvestite courtesy of Cy3lx.

Note the pink make up, lip stick and fake eye lashes!
Ladies, this is the car for you. A Daihatsu Coppen

Wednesday: Woke up late again! Omg, for the 3rd time this week I woke up late. I must be sleeping too late these days. During the redundant reflective writing period, Mama Goh came in to provide her motherly love to all of us. But Hai Shien went a step further by 'space fucking' Mama Goh when she has a back turned away from Hai Shien. If i caught a photo of that, it will definitely be the photo of the year! Only Mama Goh was oblivious to the incident while all of us kept laughing hysterically. Hai Shien is really the entertainer of the class. He later went on to do silly actions and performances. For the second time this year, Ms SOON did not come for maths. Wonder what happened now. The previous time has got something to do with her mother, maybe now its her father? Nevermind, I don't need to know so much so let's move on! English compre test was incredibly tough considering that some of the questions are hard and I'm feeling extremely sleepy. I have a feeling that I'll fail this test. Noo! Haikal and me got called to the dentist later. Waited for quite a while before the dentist told us to go back and return later as there were too many people -.-". Ask us to wait for 45mins and then send us back with no work done? Lousy time planning. What a LOOSER! (pun intended) At least we skipped POA which was extremely boring. I could have fallen dead if I were to continue staying in the class. Came back to the dentist at 2pm as instructed. Haikal got a scolding for having dirty teeth and was promptly given a referal to the SGH dental hospital for braces. Mine was reletively clean and got the go - ahead.

The dentist's 'operating chair'
Superman Haikal! (He doesn't know that I took this picture of him so, SHHHH!)

Went back by bus 855 and witnessed a verbal fight: 2 old couples VS one younger (but not so young), unmarried woman. Here's a video of the gay fight between the 2 parties. They mostly in communicated chinese and hokkien. So for the benefit of my non chinese friends, I'm going to do a very vauge translation

The video is very choppy so I suggest that you don't look at the video but to read other parts of my post first while listening to the audio. To Varun: The recording also includes the bus's engine in the background. So hope you enjoy it.





Old Woman = OW, Old Man = OM, Younger Woman = YW

OM: Why you talk so loud to old people?
OW: Why you scold me so loud?
OW: Young people scold old people. Shut Up!
Outsider: Stop fighting can or not?
OM: Scold, scold scold
OW: Nobody want you la
OW So petty, nobody want you
* Then Younger woman started crying*
YW: I got people want or not is not your business. How you know?
OW: For no reason turn your head scold people.
YW: I young got people want, unlike you old people.
OW: You young got people want?
YW: How you know?
OW: How you know, I know!

As you can see, their conversation is very very childish and lame. The younger woman was scared by the loud voice of that old man. She made the biggest mistake and that is to cry. By crying, shes showing that she is weak and can be bulied more.

Tip of the day: If you are verbally quralleing with someone, NEVER CRY!

Thursday: Finally! I woke up on time today! Yippe! In class, Zombie became incredibly friendly and gave Cy3lx and me three 70% dark chocolate. She said it was gotten free by her Dad. Anyway, it tasted really nice and it kind of liven up our day! Thanks Zombie. You are being a good Zombie today! As pointed out by Cy3lx, her popularity probably increased 10 folds thanks to her chocolate giving spree. Loo Loo blurted out during maths lesson that " I cannot be straight ok?" Wow! I pressumed that by saying this, he has 2 reasons: One, he might not know what the meaning of straight is. Two, he may know the meaning of straight and tried to admit that he is gay but in a rather discreet manner. Whatever, we now know he is a self admited gay. The incident between Haikal and Elsie at Elsie's void deck has found its way to Chua and it is currently under investigation. But one thing is for sure. What happened at the void deck that night is anybody's guess. o.0 Cyntia went spastic during POA lesson - she kept laughing and laughing, even after being threatened to be deported to the 'no man's land' at the side of the classroom! This is the outcome of hugging too many trees. Potential tree huggers - BEWARE!

Buger told us a very lame joke. She asked: "What time is it when an Elephant sits on your fence?" Answer: "Time to change your fence!" How lame can she get! She just dropped a hundred places in my 'reputable teachers' list. Hope she can redeem herself by giving full marks for my O levels ... Muhahaha! During chinese, Ck and I talked about cars! Yes, Ck is actually talking about cars! We talked about how rich we can get if we invent a storage tank for Hydrogen fuel cell cars. The fuel tank must tackle current problems: It must not leak and ignite when met with an accident, It must be compact enough to be placed in a normal sedan car, and finally, it must be affordable! We also discucssed about males who wear earrings/ studs. We came to a conclusion that they looked extremely gay and we should avoid getting near for the fear of being raped! We also talked about how to navigate the chaotic roundabout of Arc De Triomphe. Looks like Ck fell victim to my car propaganda! Yeahhh!!! Victims who got 'propaganda-rised': Yagesh, Haikal, Ryan, Cy3lx and now Ck. Wonder who will be next on the list? Hmmmm....

Arc De Triomphe in Paris, France. [Note the chaotic traffic at the foreground.
Yes, I would like to congratulate Singapore on winning it's bid to host the first ever Youth Olympics game in 2010! 3 Cheers for Singapore!
Make up courtesy of Cy3lx
Friday: Cross country day! Yeah, no school! Took Yagesh's fathers car to Redhill MRT that morning. Reached Redhill where we found many Queenswayans lingering about. Arrived at Chinese Garden station and met Haikal and Aldy. What a coincedence! Met Varun and Danial soon after. Danial brought his samurai sword thingy! LOL! I don't see why he has to lug that big heavy thing to the cross country. Danial, please enlighten me.

The dark and gloomy surroundings at Chinese Garden MRT station.
Walked all the way from the MRT station to the assembly point. It was a rather long walk but chatting among us did kill some of the time. Met Cy3lx at the assembly point. Several admin stuffs (which needs no special mention) was being carried out. The race for the sec 1 girls started and some of us did silly things to entertain ourself.

Cross Country 2008 in pictures!

2 China towers!
Elsie, ahem! Somebody who cares about you (alot) is watching. -->
Don't give me that look Elsie! We know what you've done! :D
Shemale playing "Mario Karts!" on a pink Nintendo DS
Jeevan sitting in a typical Jeevanism* style!
*Jeevanism stands for a religion that Jeevan created himself. Current population count: 1
Hai En, the Elephant wannabe just came out of the woods flagging his ears!
Look at the crowd! So enthusiastic about the cross country!
An ambulance arriving because somebody fainted.
Kung fu fighting! The future cast of the next Jackie Chan movie - Haikal & Mr Wong. Haikal acting in his typical 'Ego-istic' style!
Sean: "Look! I've caught the Vietnam gangster, now lets deport him!" Cedric trying out the new way of crossing the country! He seems to be enjoying it. It could also be made a sport in the coming Youth Olympics games! Mahadir got his birthday bashing! Anyway, Happy Belated B'day Mad, here's a bash for you - Boomb
We walked the whole cross country, we also talked about some obscene things along the way. In short it was more of a leisure walk in the park (literally) than a cross country. Went home soon after. Yagesh came to my house that afternoon to let me try out his newly downloaded "Burnout" game on his PSP while I let him play my "Test Drive Unlimited" game on my computer. He seems impressed with the game's graphics. Though he had problems with clutch control at first, he SOON got the hang of it. He may consider buying it for himself. Cool! Look how my car propaganda has influenced him? Now who's next? YOU!

Ok, finally - the end of my longest post yet! I know some of my ideas faded away at the last part of my post. Sorry! My mind totally went blank at the end after a marathon typing session. I'm seeing stars now *=* Hoped you enjoyed reading. Since Cy3lx copyrighted his "TOO SOON" phrase. I shall create one of my own. Here it goes: I shall post again soon, but no SO SOON! Hah!

Sadness to Luckiness

Well, that basically sums up the weekend. But before I go into any details about what happened. Here's something to liven up your tiring day! There is a VERY funny 'article' I came across while hanging about at http://www.stomp.com.sg/. Its about a young teacher making fun of Primary 3 students in a prestigious school about how badly their English compo is written. As the picture will turn out to be very small, I will painstakinglly type out the student's compo WORD BY WORD, no editing is done. So enjoy laughing!

Red coloured words are funny phrases/ words.

Disclaimer: Spelling or any other mistakes made here are purely the Primary school student's fault, it has got nothing to do with me! :D

Compo 1:
At sunday afternoon, their building was burnt. They dashed outside, they can't fine their child and they are very sad. Their parents called the fire engine to come. The fire engine came, the fire engine dashed inside to rescue the child, the fire engine is as brave as a lion, they went inside and the door is lock, he bank the door and its open sudderly he bank until the child the child is Inpain. They rescue the boy, The parents is very glad they rescue their child. They saw the fire engine taking him out of the building. They were very thankful to the fire engine.

Compo 2:
One morning there was a fire in the building. And everybody were screaming and shouting and running away. And crying.
And Tom mother was worried because Tom was trapped inside. They were crying. But soon now later they Tom were very happy that is not injured. Tom missed them and they missed Tom. And they Tom that this will never happen again, and they live happily ever after. And were so the firefrighthers save the child And they so happy, every after.

Compo 3:
One day there was a boy. In the house. All the people were crying. The boy mother and father tell the fireman about the boy at the house inside have had fire. The fireman did their best. The fireman use the water to make the inside of the house. They use their helmet to bang the door. Because there was a fire. The fire safe the boy. The boy was safe. The boy can't go out because all the fire was trapped by him. Her mother was very happy to see him come back.. The fire was very big. The boy was inside the house. The fire man tell the boy to come out.

Lastly, Compo 4:
One sunday a building has fire everyone, Run away and one woman was finding her son, The woman talk to the men she said save my son, my son is the building at 9 floor then he men go to 9 floor then he looking for the boy, then he save the boy and the mother and father are very very very happy the boy mother and father very very Thank you to the men, Then whole frilly were very very very happy end to their very very old house and they live with thire Grandma and the boy mother told his Grandma said the men is a brave men.

Phew! That was tiring. But whatever, I was laughing while typing this out. Its just hilarious! I especially like the part in Compo 2 where the student said " But SOON now later" LOL! And this one in Compo 3 " They use their helmet to bang the door". In Compo 3, the boy had the amazing ability to 'trap the fire'. LOL lor. The writer carried on saying that his English when he was Primary 3 was never this bad. I don't mean to laugh at the students who write the compo as this is just purely for entertainment's sake. Hope you enjoyed laughing your heads off.

If you want to read the whole article, go to: http://singaporeseen.stomp.com.sg/singaporeseen/viewContent.jsp?id=14188

Now, the weekend started off quite optimistically. I kind of look foward to flag day as I have never done flag day before. Digressing a little, I used to have the impression that flag day is a day where people come out in force to carry flags. LOL, come to think of it, how naive can I be to take it as a literal meaning. Ok, where was I saying? Ya, reached school quite early - together with Yagesh, not many people were in school yet. So went round the school and saw Haikal sitting at the benches, chatted for a bit and then we returned to the parade square.

Boy oh boy were we in for a shock. Pratically the whole Sec 4 peeps were already assembled. How time flies. I noticed that Ryan (with her iconic bush head) can't be spotted anywhere. So i presumed that she was late YET AGAIN! I called her hoping to remind her to wake up from her usualy deep slumber. To my suprise, she was no where near bed. Guess where she was? A metre behind me. LOL. I kept checking to see if she was there, not once, not twice, neither is it three times. But i checked a total of 5 times and I still can't see her iconic hair before calling her. Was she that hard to spot? She then waved at me while talking on the phone. I relealised that I had just made a fool out of myself :( Good thing I wasn't the only one who called to find out where she is. She said in fustration that why is everybody calling her to remind her not to be late. Haha, I'll tell you why, coz you're often late for appointments and many people took notice of it already. Don't be sad, coz at least you are not late this time round which shows that you are trying hard to change. Good job there, keep it up!

There were some late birds (borrowed from the term " Early birds") who arrived just as the bus was about to leave. Yeah! Finally off to Ikea. It was a terribly short ride to Ikea. We went to basement one to find a long queue awaiting us at the collection point. There was 2 ang mohs who were manning the collection point. While queuing in the hot and stuffy carpark filled with Carbon Monoxide, some weird things started to happen. Loo Loo, which was carrying some ladies handbag or something started gaying about with the "Pai Kia" gang. He then strangled Hai Shien in typical gay fashion. Don't know why Loo Loo like to strangle people. Haha, quite funny la. Then there was a Ford Focus parked nearby with it's rear lights badly damaged. I took a picture of it but sadly, the pictured was lost in 'transaction'. That was the first of a series of bad things to come. SOON, we collected our tins and off we go. We wanted to go to Orchard as we anticipate a crowd (a generous one) there. On the way to the bus stop, Cy3lx got a donation from this very kind guy who walked up to him and just gave him $$. So kind! We asked a few others around but nobody wants to donate. I know exactly how they feel, I've been in this situation before and I don't blame those who don't want to donate. If I was approached on any other day, I would not donate also.

Oh wait, before I forget, here are some gay pictures of Loo Loo:

Loo Loo strangling Hai Shien. Look how happy they are together.


Loo Loo doing some disgusting things with his hands (Red Circle)
Also note his woman's handbag (Blue Arrow) He looks quite feminine from this angle!



We took bus 14 to Orchard. On the way there, Ryan's mother called to express anger over Ryan's flag day. Her mum said it is a begger's job (which I completely agree) and Ryan should not continue to degrade herself further. They had a long moment of heated exchange. Ryan then suggest that her mother should call Loo Loo to clarify. I guess Loo Loo must have gotten a loud and angry blarring (poor thing). Ryan was later told to come back immediately and not to participate further in the flag day. One down, 2 to go. I feel sad that she has to go back as she has the best social skills and could keep us entertained through the day. We sent her off at a (quite far away bus stop). Saw a Ferrari F430 spider along the way! But best of all, I saw a F1 exhibithion held in front of Ngee Ann City! Wow Wow! This could keep me entertained for quite a while! Now that Ryan is gone, I went back to the F1 exhibtion where I took some pictures. It is promoting the M'sian Grand Prix and 2 F1 cars were showcased. How sly can M'sia be. They knew that S'pore is holding a F1 race and they want to snatch customers away. But who cares, at least I get to see F1 cars. I also received a large poster. Here are some pictures:

The larger than usual BMW Sauber F1 team poster I received from a salesgirl. How nice!
Pasted it on my wall - The biggest poster so far in my room! (Doesn't look big here, but its sure big!)


The 2001 Sauber F1 car. Very nostaligic car! Old style design looks refreshing compared to the current one.

2005 BMW Sauber F1 car.
Porcshe 911 (997) GT3 RS. This car was raced in the Porcshe Carrera GT Cup championship.

I played the F1 simulator afterwards. I have to wait for quite a while before I got my turn. The cockpit was a little hard to get in. It was quite narrow. Once in, it was quite comfortable (but very low) except that the pedals were placed a little too high - which makes your feet tired after a while. They insist that I play the M'sian track (Sepang Race Track) and use only BMW Sauber car - to my biggest disapointment. I thought i could use a Ferrari to prove all those BMW supporters there that Ferrari, not BMW is the fastest car. Whatever, I started from last place (22nd place) and I am given 3 laps to (try) and win the race. The race started and I went up to 11th place by the end of the first lap. Thats 11 cars in one lap! I overtook the 2 Ferraris on the second lap. (NOOOO!! Ferrari, how can you lose to a BMW -Sobs) It got me up to 7th place by the end of the second lap. Now, the most hated driver in F1 history is a place ahead of me. Thats the big baby who needs constant petting - Fernando Alonso! This guy only know how to complain and he is not popular at all in the F1 community. He was my main target before the race and I must overtake him no matter what it takes! I slipstreamed him till the end of the start/finish straight. At turn one, I came out of his slipstream and promptly overtook him. I wanted to give a (you know what) finger to him while overtaking. But this is only a simulation and I should not get worked up. By the end of the race, I got 5th place. This means I overtook 16 cars in 3 laps! If i had another extra 2 laps, I could have won the race. I had my fun while spending almost 45mins being excited about F1. Now, who says you can't have fun while collecting donations. I just proved those idiots wrong!

Now, back to the boring 'labour' of collecting donations. Cy3lx pasted stickers on his face which attracted lots of attention (and donations too!) Whille walking, we noticed that we are not the only one that thinks Orchard Rd is a good place to collect donations. Many other people, (some from other schools) are out there collecting. But the difference is, they were very hard working, chasing after people and not hanging out in groups (like us). Whereas, our Queensway group are not concetrating on their job but instead, you can see them walking in large groups chatting like they are out on a holiday. Sadly (or happily) we are also one of the slackers. Along the way, we saw Rachel and Raslina, Vina, Randy and Ji Heon, Yun Keat, Keith and Hai Shien. Wow, Orchard so popular! We also saw Nanyang, and Crescent girls. I think there are some other schools we saw, can't remember what school though.

I think at most I collected 2 donations from people. The rest of the money comes from me, Ryan and Cy3lx. Soon Varun and Minh, the Vietnam gangster joined us. We walked around aimlessly. Varun was crazy about his bus while I was crazy about my car. I saw alot of S'pore Grand Prix advertisements at bus stops. One of these adverts caught my attention.

Very unique and beautiful advertisement at a bus stop outisde Tangs. Upon closer inspection, I found out that they used the basic shape of a Ferrari 248F1(though its yellow in colour) . Namely the mirrors, front wing, rear wing and side pods (basically the whole car-lols!) The bus stop also showcases a TV with F1 footages. So cool! [On the road: Note the Black Mazda RX8 with nice and shiny rims. Nice modification!]

I also saw this very rare car: A Mercedes SL55 AMG. Very powerful sports car. (Note the 4 exhaust) VROOOOOMMMMMM! =====>

Saw several other cars like the Porsche Turbo which has a really loud engine! A Jaguar XK and a Lamboghini Murcielago LP640. Also saw alot of of Chrysler 300c for some strange reasons. We went to eat donuts at Meredien hotel. Their donuts are extremely nice, much nicer than Donut factory. I chose mint and chocolate flavour. The only bad thing about it is that their chocolate melts extremely fast. Had to lick the choc off my fingers after eating (Eww! Ya I know, its disgusting, but its finger licking good!) Later Cy3lx went spastic and asked for donations from the police guarding the Istana. The police prompty chased him away when Cy3lx was about 30m away. Hah! Owned! Went to Plaza Singapura later and saw that there was a long queue for some idol contest. There were already some students collecting donations from them. So I decided that enough is enough! I used the stickers to seal the gap (which is used to insert coins.) With this done, I announced to everyone present that : " This donation drive is offically deemed as a failure and I shall declare it CLOSED!" Hip Hip Hurray! Finally after 3 Hrs on the streets, we are finally going back. We still have 2 more hours to spare. I suggested that we should go to Plaza Sing to shop but the others are kiasu and think that going back to Ikea to return our tins would be better. Well, majority wins and I followed them to the bus stop with a heavy heart.

Varun said that 64 was the better route back, we blindly followed him and found ourself doing circles at Stirling Road. Varun got several hits on the head with the F1 poster for taking us on a joy ride. Minh has already fallen asleep by the time we came out of our 'driving round in circles party'. Once at Ikea, Cy3lx's stickers on his face attracted alot of attention from Queenstown Sec pupils. We went to Ikea cafe to have a bite when those Queenstown bastards went to disturb us. They asked if I could donate some money for them. I obviously said no as I donated some for myself! They kept pestering, so I said that I would not donate money from some women welfare thing. They gave me the look of stupidity. They asked me what women? LOL! They don't even know what welfare they are collection donations for and yet they want to argue with me? After much pestering, they finally gave up and turned their attention to Cy3lx instead. They mocked him for his 'babarian' looks. Some 'interesting' words was blurted out by them which we conveniently ignored - We would not degrade and disgrace ourself to the basement by arguring with them. Whatever! If any Queenstown Sec pupil is reading this. I'm not afraid to say that your school has discilpline problems and some of your pupils needs to be admited to IMH for mental sickness. Simply said, Queenstown Suck!

After that lame session with the retarded queenstown people, we returned our tins to those ang mohs. We are supposed to return it at 2pm, but we came back at 1pm, 1 hr early! We got a rude 'scolding' from them afterwards. Warning: Read with discression, some mildy explicit words will be used. This ugly fat ang moh said that our tins are too light and asked where we went collecting. We said we went Orchard. They rebutted back like a retard saying " Orchard is the worst place to collect!!! This is too much, just too much!" Excuse me? Whats too much? Our $$ collected or your dying brain cells? We are being so kind to help you collect money which will go to YOU and here you are scolding us because we collected too little? What sense are you talking here? We receive no benefits whatsoever. We have to pay for our own transport, stand under the hot sun being shunned by the public like beggers. We degrade ourself just for your whatever "Women welfare" and now you are not only being ungrateful, but rude too! They saw the sticker on the coin gap which I pasted. They say that each tin cost 80 cents and I am wasting their resoruces. She also assumed that there is 80 cents inside the tin. Now, don't come to conclusions before opening the tin. I could have a $100 note in there and you will not feel or hear a thing. Retarded women. Who cares about your welfare? She also said 'do a better job next year.' Ermmm, I'm not coming back next year and never will! The next time I see you women on the streets, I will laugh at you and say 'your mother' before strolling off! My mum does not believe this organisation exist. My mum also said that women do not need this kind of welfare and they could be out to con us. Idiots, I'm not suprised if you women have to go to court for a case similar to the old NKF! We stomped off to change to our home clothes and saw Haikal walking quickly to somewhere. We stopped him and questioned him. He said he's going Vivo City! How coincedental, we are also planning to go Vivo, we waited for him and walked to the bus stop, meeting some of our friends who just arrived.

We took 855 and happen to meet Ryan on the bus. Haikal went (not emo, but quiet) while the rest of us chatted. When we reached vivo, Haikal decided to stay on the bus for obvious reasons. For some strange reasons, Haikal likes to 'surrender' his phone to Elsie. So Elsie called both Cy3lx and me to ask about the whereabouts of Haikal. Argh, whatever, hope they solve their communication problems. So we wonderd around vivo and spotted this shop:

"God - Diva" o.0 [Hail the god!] or Go Diva. Haha, I did not know Diva owns a shop. Chocolate shop somemore. I want chocolate!

Went to 'Marketplace' to buy sushi and 830 ml coffee flavoured Meji milk for take away lunch. Met Danial at BK and went to the teddy bear shop where Fa Fa bought Ryan the bear. Met some of 404 people there. Can't be bothered with them. Danial found out that we were late from his brother's gig at cineleasure. They forgo our plans to have lunch at the roof top of Vivo. I prefer having lunch at Vivo than at Orchard, but whatever la. Followed them to Somerset. We got lost at Dhoby Gaught stn when I missled the group to taking a train to City Hall instead. (Sorry :x) Cy3lx could not contain his hunger anymore and decided to leave us. So sad, now only 3 of us will be attending the gig.

Once there, I greeted Dan's family and watched his bro's concert for a while. I'm not a fan of loud rock music so I was feeling kinda bored. Started eating my sushi lunch and glupped down my Meji milk which tasted so nice. Dan's mum later gave us a lucky draw coupon to fill up. Thinking that I would not win any lucky draw, I filled up randomly and drop it in the lucky draw box. There were a few perfomance before the lukcy draw results annoucement. By then, everybody got bored. Ryan made her way home, Danial went to roam around (no where near the stage) while me? I am sitting near the stage, getting ready to go home. I packed my rubbish in a plastic bag and walked towards the bin when the announcer called my name. I'm like, OMG? I won the lucky draw?? How can I be so lucky? I am so unprepared, luckily i don't have to go on stage to collect the prize. Or else it will be an embarassment carrying my rubbish up the stage! :D From this, I can conclude that to win a lucky draw, you must NOT be thinking of winning. And most importantly, BE PRESENT! Don't go roaming around and find out later you could have won the prize. Anyway I won some useless stuffs like T shirt, stickers, face towel. But the best thing in my prize was 2 movie tickets for any movie - valid for 1 year! Heres what they look like:

The whole package. It is from F&N.

The contents (from left to right) : 2 Stickers, A face towel, 2 Strawberry Milk, A T shirt and 2 movie tickets!

2 Cathay movie tickets - Valid for a year, free choice of movies. How nice!

On Sunday, my family and I went to some clan chinese new year celebration thing. We came like 1 hour late! People there already finish eating. LOL, so embarrasing. We got 5 lucky draw tickets as there are 5 of us. So its lucky draw time! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Yes! All 5 tickets won the lucky draw. So damn lucky lor, we got some vouchers and won a 2nd price - a box of bird nest! Yummy! Later that evening, my dad striked 4D (not any big prize la, just a small one). I can safely conclude that this weekend is a very lucky weekend and a period of time not to be forgotten easily.

Pardon my language for this post, it does not sound as well phrased and funny compared to the previous few posts. It could be due to school related stress or something. Anyway, hope you enjoyed reading. Will be posting about Feb week 2 SOON!

Here's a picture taken a few weeks back, Loo Loo using marker to draw Yan Xun face while he was sleeping. Childish sia!
Till then, VROOOOOMMMM!

Total Decrap Day! (Friday, 15th Feb)

I'll post in 2 parts: Saturday, 16th Feb will be posted at a later date.

What? What's decrap? Well, it means Total Defence Day but I concluded that there is nothing that S'pore has to defend against (except George Bush) so I might as well rename it as Total [Defence + Crap] Day. Last week, the school forced us to buy the student's diary which i seriously see no use for it. I did not use them last year so I don't think this year would be any different. But to my surprise today, I finally found the use of it. I can use it to record weird and interesting happenings in school. People around me would have noticed me jotting down notes every now and then. By the end of the day, I filled up the whole 'Friday' column and it overflowed to the Saturday column. Whatever, enough boring introduction already, lets move on to the fun part.

I've been receiving some feedback that my posts are too wordy. Some suggestions include, using short forms to replace full words and not talking about 'normal' stuffs. Due to my writing style (or habit), I find it hard to use short forms. I think its going to have an undesirable effect on my English composition in O levels. Ya, so using short forms is definitely out (though i will use some during every full moon :D). Next up, can somebody define normal stuffs? I'm not too sure what normal stuffs mean. So until I figure that out, I'll continue writing whatever comes to my mind. Though it is hard to change my writing style, I found an improvment that can be easily done. Pictures! Yes, I'll include more pictures in between to avoid paying other people's hospital bills because they went crossed eyed after reading my blog! Hah! I'll also use more paragraphs.

Total defence day! Hah! Its the day when Lee Kuan Yew decided to take a break and invited the Japanese to help him run the country while he went to England to holiday. Thanks to him, we have to remember the stupid 5 core denfences which largely made no sense whatsoever. He also included activities for us S'poreans to do so that he can entertain himself - watching us suffer. We did one of that today and thats "In Place Protection" - IPP (whatever it means). We have to seal up all windows using garbage bags. I don't see the use of the garbage bag. We could just use the masking tape to seal the gaps. Stupid people, waste garbage bags, no wonder we find so many litter on the streets! We also have to make a makeshift toliet. This one is understandable, there will always be people like Wibi who is prone to shitting in his pants. They made us do this toliet to prevent such people from emmiting methane flavoured perfume (Yucks!). Whatever, its lame I know.

Then, the moment of truth! they started fogging the area outside the classes and in an instant, we could smell smoke. Failure! Holy Dog! If this was to be a real chemical attack, we would all die first. This only proves one thing. IPP does not work and it will never work as people would not have enough time to seal the place properly when a chemical attack happens. This shows that the SCDF people, hang on, thats not all. Yes, it should be most of the goverment agencies have brainless people working for them. Well, the only good thing that came out of this exercise is that we get to waste 1 hour of chinese lesson! Great! Kat is the wonderwoman of the day. She managed to seal the whole door by HERSELF, and only herself! Wow! She also kept us entertained in the dark classroom by giving everyone 2 packs of gummy bears (yummy!). Is it me or is it that the gummy bear packets are extra big? I kept eating and eating but after an eternity, I still find myself consuming bears from the same packet. How strange. Anyway, thanks Kat! I have a feeling she owns a candy shop as she brings sweets and snacks to school everyday!

The makeshift toliet that I helped construct. Cool right? Err, ya - right.
Exercise over! Finally! We arranged the tables back to their original position. But for some amazing reason, Nadya got herself cornered (stuck) by 3 tables, a computer table and a wall! :D She cried out helplessly as she awaited rescue. I don't see how she can get herself stuck there. And even if she did that amazing stunt, I don't see why she can't free herself from that 'disaster'. Funny little girl. She has a very serious lack of motor skills. She got out eventually thanks to some kind souls in the class. The Indos later held an emergency meeting to brush up their motor skills to prevent such an embarrasing thing from ever happening again.


The Indonesians holding an emergency meeting after the Nadya 'disaster'.
Wow! Loo Loo admited that he has short term memory lost. Hmm... What is that supposed to mean? Maybe he can't remember where he stays? Or he forgot about his suicidal girlfriend? Well I don't know, and I don't think you know either. So, next please! Loo Loo also came to know about the "Wibi shitted in his pants" headlines that has been circulating round school like wildfire and yet he seems oblivious to it (until now that is). And he gave the worst reply that one could ever give. He says " It's normal what? Whats so surprising?" I'm like, OMG? You are saying that shitting in your pants when you are almost an adult is normal? I guess he shitted in his pants many times already. Haha :D

There seems to be a serious conflict between 2 individuals in class (I won't mention who, so don't pester me!). Whatever, I'll try (as far as possible) not to stick my head into the war zone. Latest News! - Xiao D has a new target. Well, I don't want to mention who lah, she hasn't done anything wrong to me or the others. I'll spare her and move on! I showed Zombie and Cy3lx about the orang utan who got his neck stuck in a hammock (he did not die yet) but the mother, in the haste to save him, wait for this, take a deep breath, ready? Now laugh!: Pulled the baby orang utan so badly that the baby dislocated its neck and died instantly! Zoo keepers tried to save it but the mother pushed them away. Now I see the difference between ornag utans and humans. I have the picture, but I feel bad posting it as the baby is such a poor thing. Zombie, Cy3lx and me kept laughing not because the baby died. But about how he died. So funny. Only Ryan was being sad the whole time. Eee, not fun de.

Loo Loo made another blunder AGAIN! He said that Good Friday is in March! Oh for god's sake, please check the calendar before blurting out nonsense! Loo Loo also made a promise to those that passed all subjects in Jan (Hands up, thats me!) that he will treat us to lunch somewhere. Here's the catch, he did not mention where. So, i came up with a list of places that we could have lunch: Cyrstal Jade, The (whatever name it is) restaurant at the top floor of UOB tower or The Swissotel (Westin Hotel at Raffles city) - The tall one yes. If he insist of fast food, we'll get him to buy for us a meal at Carl's Jr! There's also remedial lessons for those who fail lots of subjects. Yan Xun is one of them, and guess what. He wants to bribe his way out of this by offering to SLEEP WITH LOO LOO! LOL! He's so despo. Very disturbing, its giving me goose bumps. I'll stop here... Eww! Loo Loo admited after school that he is an idiot. Haha, don't blame me! You said that yourself, I did not put words into your mouth. So if you ever read this, don't sue me. Nadya later threw tantrum for being laughed at for not spelling "Excellence" correctly. It seems that the emergency meeting held earlier clearly did not go well!

Went for NPCC after group study. To my greatest surprise! Our unit got the Gold Award for the "Best Unit Award" How amazing. Our unit is the slackiest unit ever to exist in Singapore's history and we got Gold??? How did that happen. It seems that Chng has many 'Lobangs' everywhere and he may have bribed the 'upstairs people' by doing disgusting things to/for them. Whatever, it does not matter to me if NPCC got Gold, Copper or Tin. :D

I rushed home after NPCC to catch the F1 Redbull car on live demo at 8.30pm. I reached my viewing spot at Esplanade at 7.30 and waited till 8.30. No sight of any F1 cars. At least some other very exoitic cars entertained me. They inlclude a bunch of Harley Davidson motorbikers, Super antique cars (I emphasize Super) and several Super cars. Here's a treat for your eyes.


This very rare Cadaliac (white in colour) with shark fins at the back! First time I ever saw this car.


Ferrari Testarosa (red car) Very rare car also. I like the gills at the side. Simply classic!
After 8.30pm passed, still no sign of the F1 car. I heard from sources that they could not prepare the car in time (could be due to some engine problems). Finally! At 9.15pm, 45mins late. I heard the unmistakable sound of an F1 engine. It was damn loud. I was at the Esplanade with rock music blarring from the loud speakers nearby and the F1 car is at the Padang (Supreme court area) and I still could hear the engine noise (no its not noise, its music - ahhh!). I can't imagine how loud would it be when F1 comes to S'pore this September. 22 F1 car roaring to life. Finally it sped its way to Esplanade where I was awaiting anxiously for it's arrival. It did some very speedy runs up and down Raffles Ave. I did not expect that. I expect the F1 car (at a Chingay parade) to be like those Chingay floats, travelling slowly down the road, without a care in the world. Due to the high speed, I got a very blur picture of it zooming pass. The engine was incredibly loud! The driver spun the car several times ('donuts' as the pros call it). Tyre smoke can be smelt, I'd say it smells better than those disgusting smoky cirgarates! The 2 mins of adraneline rush is worth the 1hr 45mins wait.

I promptly left the scene after the F1 car swtiched off its engines for the day. I can't be bothered with the rest of the parade, I only came for the F1 and cars. Went to Suntec City using a long route as part of citylink was closed for some strange reasons - Citylink is underground and I don't see how it obstructs the Chingay precession. Went to have dinner and bought the Feb edition of 'Top Gear' magazine when the shop is switching off its lights (closing) - Sorry people, I just had to get hold of that magazine. Came back at 11pm.

Red Bull F1 car zooming pass at lightning speed! (Circled in white)
Sorry for the bad quality, F1 car was too fast for my camera phone :(

I know your eyes must be hurting by now, here's a treat for all of you. Enjoy! :D

Videos Time!

In accordance to the Total Defence theme, I shall show a video about defending against some women drivers.

What happened?
1st: Lady stopped too far away from card slot, tried to move closer. (She could have just opened the door damn it!)
2nd: She accidentally stepped on the accelerator and car jumped forward, bringing the barriers down with it.
3rd: Instead of reporting to the relevant authroities, she was more corncerned about her car.
4th: She did the most wrongful thing and that was to drive off. Bitch! Lucky there's a CCTV camera of else she would have gotten away scot free!

What happened?
1st: Lady slowed down to turn into the entrance of some place (probably a motel or something?)
2nd: [At 00:10 secs - car bouncing up and down, just like Pang driving (Cyl3x & Ryan, you know what I am talking about) :D] She stalled her car due to her mistake of releasing the clutch too early (PS: very common amongst women drivers - from personal experience!)
3rd: She started her engine with a foot on the accelerator. Obviously, the car will move foward.
4th: It moved foward at such speed that it overturned due to her slow reaction in correcting her steering!

It's just plain stupid these drivers. There's alot more about women drivers on Youtube. Just type "women drivers" and vola! Enjoy laughing. Just don't fall off your chair! :D

Thats all for Friday, 15th Feb folks!
Stay tuned for the update of Saturday, 16th Feb update SOON! (but not too SOON) :D

Happy Valenrarri Day!

Yes, Happy (Valentines + Ferrari = Valenrarri) day! Love will be made or broken during this special occasion. Found out from Xavier that Hong Loon's efforts to chase Eunice may have finally paid off. Why? According to Xavier (again), Eunice finally accepted Hong Loon's valentines day gift. So sweet! I hope Hong Loon gets what he had been chasing after for the past few months. This shows one thing, never say its over until its really over. Wish him best of luck and maybe they will be Boy and Girl friend SOON!

So in the morning, I saw Ryan bringing a huge box of donunts to school. She's so kind. Giving us free donuts. Thanks alot. I chose some choco flavoured donut as my recess snack. The canteen was filled with valentines stores. There was the Girl Guide's cookie store. We ordered some cookies but did not buy them as the cookies look quite terrible. Bits of crumps falling off. Then there was the prefects manning stall 1. Firdaus was reading out dedications to the oblivious crowd. Whatever, it was chaos. Ya, there was a fight in the canteen between some Indian boys. Don't know what childish thing they want to fight about. Make the floor all wet.

Cy3lx bought a rose for himself. He claimed that he loves himself and should celebrate this special day with himself. How interesting. Never seen a person buying a rose for himself before. Thats one for the record. Nothing much happened before recess. After recess come the interesting events. Let's start off with LC. Mr Siah was on stage to present about the horrible IPP thing which sadly, I happen to be one of the toliet construction workers. Loo Loo chose me, Maideen, Paul and Yan Xun to do this seriously degrading job just because 3 of the 4 of us is from Uniform groups. Loo Loo obviously don't know that NPCC is super slack and that we don't do any 'hard labour'. Anyway, back to LC. Halfway during the talk, Mihn the Vietnam gangster went up to Ms SOON and they chatted for abit. SOON after, Wibi walked towards both of them. They then disappeared behind the hall not to be seen again. I found out from Haikal later that Wibi actually SHITTED in his PANTS! I was like OMG OMG! This is so funny! Shitting of pants at most only happens in primary school and this sort of thing still happens in sec school? How gay! I think Wibi can win "The most creative recreational activity award". Congrats Wibi.

Back in class, Cy3lx started tearing apart his rose. He tore some of the stem and flower petals and placed them in a container filled with water. The carcass of the rose was then placed in Cy3lx pinky little water bottle as an asthetic display to attract attention. The 'flowered' container soon became a substance fit for the aroma therapy clinic. It was and still is emmiting disgusting but at the same time fragrant smell. Much to the delight of me and Cy3lx. We could then use this to posion the rest. Kim tried to buy Cy3lx's rose after his was destroyed by some "mysterious forces". Obviously the deal did not go through and so Kim went on with the lesson in despair. Wonder who had seduced Kim? Buger was, sadly the first and last teacher to notice the beautiful rose at Cy3lx's table. Due to copyright restriction from Cy3lx himself, I am unable to post a picture of that rose until further notice. But! I am allowed to post a picture of his aroma therapy container which I will galdly do so. Physics as usual was fun! I don't know why but my candid camera taking skills went down the drain today. I cannot take clear pictures of the Terence dancing. Its either - I kept missing Terence totaly, or i captured a terribly blurred out Terence. Whatever it is, I got some funny pictures to share. Ck told me that Buger asked him if he has any enemies in 403. Wow, I wonder how Buger knew about the rivarly that fast. Teachers are creepy, they will know every little secret of yours. Ekks!

During Maths, Loo Loo broke his voice once again! Much to the delight of some of us. He said that the Maths test we did the day before was done badly and that he expected it as the paper was set difficultly. On the contary, I found the paper quite easy, with the exception of question 2(c). I hope I did well for the Maths test. Will update on how well I did SOON!



Photos Time!


Car of the day: Porshe 924 Carrera GT
Spotted this very rare car at the junction of Queensway/ Alexendra Rd on the way back today

Aroma Theraphy Container. Note the roses and leaves.


Terence doing a Michael Jackson pose! Shake it!


Terence and Yan Xun being Spastic, especially Yan Xun!



And finally, Nadya becoming the new Indo Gangster!
Wah, so fierce sia!